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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?
Counselor: Eggs.
Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
What is the hottest part of a man's face?
His sideburns.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
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