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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?
Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
You can read his mind in his face.
Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.
How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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