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Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that.
Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.
A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."
"Tell him you've already got one," said his father.
Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.
"When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said.
"Why, was he disappointed with the view?"
"No, he fell over the edge."
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